Intergalactic Railroad
fake news from outer space
People of Earth: We interrupt your standard deviation from coherent communication to decrypt the blessings and condemnations of your ancestors and future loved ones! +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ A blast from the past yet to come! A disaster averted! A brass instrument of altered destiny flung from the skies, alien and distant, I bring you a message from THE INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD!

S3E6 - The Internet of Meat

We are all thot leaders now.

Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a plane

Made of a raincoat

But when you think of that

You hurt your mind

And you'll need a friend

To talk you down

Needing a friend to talk you down

Is food that comes from a pipe

But when you hate the food

That comes from a pipe

You will turn to drugs

To help you sleep

Turning to drugs to help you sleep

Will only lead to sleep

And sleeping is a gateway drug

To being awake, being awake, being awake again

Being awake is swimming around in a lake

Of the undead

And the undead are like

A bunch of friends

That demand constant attention

Demanding constant attention

Will only lead to attention

And once they have your attention

They use it to ask for attention

And once they have that attention

They use it to ask for attention


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S3E5 - Millions Of Koreas

Millions of this, millions of that. We got millions of Lenins, you want a Lenin?

S3E4 - Artificial human hunted through city streets ASMR 1 hour

Life imitates Black Mirror far more than Black Mirror imitates Life

S3E3 - The Space Cat Choir

Evil is banal, but is banality evil?

S3E2 - AnPrimSquid Squad Squashes Intergalactic Capitalism



Big yikes on the pale blue dot

Bonus - For You

Become Orange Juice, Do You Exist?

S2E12 - Woody Tubes And Whale Song

Exactly what it sounds like

S2E11 - Stan The Godslime

Collectivize and Advance!