Intergalactic Railroad
fake news from outer space
People of Earth: We interrupt your standard deviation from coherent communication to decrypt the blessings and condemnations of your ancestors and future loved ones! +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ A blast from the past yet to come! A disaster averted! A brass instrument of altered destiny flung from the skies, alien and distant, I bring you a message from THE INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD!
2 years ago

Episode Notes

Deaths due to exposure cause people to pay rent, and thus are necessary for a healthy housing market. Please destroy the housing market. Also, the moon is either an egg or a poop. Dark forest theory is racist. To be continued in Part Two, when we discuss the Ideology Machine as Mike sobers up and the recording sputters.