Intergalactic Railroad
fake news from outer space
People of Earth: We interrupt your standard deviation from coherent communication to decrypt the blessings and condemnations of your ancestors and future loved ones! +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ A blast from the past yet to come! A disaster averted! A brass instrument of altered destiny flung from the skies, alien and distant, I bring you a message from THE INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD!
a year ago

Episode Notes

As far as we can tell, the humans live on turtles. The earth is a turtle, and on the back of this turtle there is a turtle called turtle island. These two turtles seem to get along. However, there are a number of steam and diesel driven mechanical turtles causing untold destruction. A large number of humans live on the back of these industrial-colonial turtles, and there are even tiny unregistered-RV turtles parked in the creases of its face, which spring out and snatch tiny morsels as the mechanical turtle rends the world. It is a very convoluted situation and we will bring you all the information as it occurs to us in real time.

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