Intergalactic Railroad
fake news from outer space
People of Earth: We interrupt your standard deviation from coherent communication to decrypt the blessings and condemnations of your ancestors and future loved ones! +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ A blast from the past yet to come! A disaster averted! A brass instrument of altered destiny flung from the skies, alien and distant, I bring you a message from THE INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD!
a year ago

Episode Notes

Down a gravity well without a paddle, your host attempts to build a habitat from local materials. Facing a ferocious multi-level marketing campaign, and worn down by the merciless human environment, your host is defeated and swallowed by a gibbering death god of home and beauty products.

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