Intergalactic Railroad
fake news from outer space
People of Earth: We interrupt your standard deviation from coherent communication to decrypt the blessings and condemnations of your ancestors and future loved ones! +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++ A blast from the past yet to come! A disaster averted! A brass instrument of altered destiny flung from the skies, alien and distant, I bring you a message from THE INTERGALACTIC RAILROAD!
7 months ago

"He puts his foot here, my secret jack-in-the-box fires, shooting him out through the window out over the sea and into the arms of the Penguin's exploding octopus." -Joe Biden